Pretty Dicks

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Just two girls tierd of seeing the same old stuff when people send us noodz. Who says you can't have a pretty dick picture? If you want flowers coming out of your junk then by golly baby you make that shit look like a meadow down there and while you're at it throw some glitter, make it sparkle! So with that said our blog will consist of noodz we have revived with some added flare, so please enjoy :3

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thearcticmuser:

IT’S BACK OH MY GOD

I’M FUCKING CRYING

BEST.EVER.

(Source: nocoffeeplease, via powerbottomingchrist-deactivate)

Hey babies!

Sorry for being MIA we’ve been so busy trying to get the D, we’ve lost track of time lolz
Hope you like the pretty dicks noodz we’re updating with!
Thanks for being awesome and sticking around

Sorry about the hiatus guys (should I say gals?)!

Sometimes life takes priority over dicks.

Don't fret! We’ll be dazzling more soon!

beaver-baby-deactivated20150517 asked: i am literally crying at your blog omg why is it so funny

Because its dick pix with some added pizazz~ :D I’m glad you enjoy our blog tell your friends =^-^=